After a little more than a year in the cold, cold ground, I've returned from the dead. Cataclysm calls.
And I immediately find myself horribly out of date, wearing last year's fashion. But what I can't fathom at all, is how in the heck does a stupid level 80 mutant lobster that I charred into oblivion before even finishing my rotation drop a green item that is somehow far better than the super-rare purple item I won in a random roll after 20 of us spent a nail-biting hour killing a nasty, nasty raid boss in the bottom of some hole?!
Part of me says, "HOORAY! NEW GEAR FOR ME!" but the other part says, "YOU MEAN I DID ALL THAT WORK TO GEAR UP, AND ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS WAIT, COME HERE, AND KILL LOBSTER-BOY?!"
I can tell I'm going to have a LOT to talk about.
Mortigan the Resurrected.