Back From The Dead

After a little more than a year in the cold, cold ground, I've returned from the dead.  Cataclysm calls.

And I immediately find myself horribly out of date, wearing last year's fashion.  But what I can't fathom at all, is how in the heck does a stupid level 80 mutant lobster that I charred into oblivion before even finishing my rotation drop a green item that is somehow far better than the super-rare purple item I won in a random roll after 20 of us spent a nail-biting hour killing a nasty, nasty raid boss in the bottom of some hole?!

Part of me says, "HOORAY! NEW GEAR FOR ME!" but the other part says, "YOU MEAN I DID ALL THAT WORK TO GEAR UP, AND ALL I NEEDED TO DO WAS WAIT, COME HERE, AND KILL LOBSTER-BOY?!"

I can tell I'm going to have a LOT to talk about.

Mortigan the Resurrected.